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Em dashes are fucking amazing

psychotechnology.substack.com

I don’t give a shit what the “oh yeah let’s examine this piece of writing with a magnifying glass for any signs of AI” crowd thinks. I don’t give a shit that AI figured out how to produce em dashes before these online troglodytes did. Typing em dashes is not an AGI-complete problem. It’s not that difficult to produce an organic, artisanal, hand-crafted em dash — on Mac, for example, it’s simply Option + Shift + Hyphen.

The Dark Secret

darksecret.nyc

$500

  • One appearance at your memorial service
  • Professional mourning attire, black umbrella
  • Arrival by private car
  • Complete silence — she will not speak to guests
  • Discreet departure before questions can form
  • Available in the New York metropolitan area
  • Scheduling within 48 hours of service date

FIMI Explorer

euvsdisinfo.eu

This FIMI Explorer is the first public interactive multilayered dashboard on foreign information manipulation activities. It allows users to easily navigate key networks used in FIMI attacks, demonstrating connections between threat actors involved in information manipulation activities and their role.

Name A 28-Year-Old

defector.com

Here is the challenge before you: Name a famous person who is 28 years old. Go ahead. No cheating, no looking it up. Off the dome. Pure, uncut 28-year-old naming. I bet you can’t do it.

Zendaya? 29. Gracie Abrams? 26. Paul Mescal? 29. Hannah Einbinder? 30. You’re lower than dirt. You couldn’t name a 28-year-old if you tried. Look at yourself, scrabbling around in the dustiest corners of your mind for a well-known person who looks as if they contain the potent 28-year-old concoction of belief that they are never going to die with the creeping suspicion that they absolutely will die. Julia Garner, of Weapons fame? 31. Austin Abrams, of Weapons fame? 29. Josh Brolin, of Weapons fame? 57. Come on now, you’re embarrassing yourself.